Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 km.p.h. over the limit),a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know so well, asked,
"And love, what's your hurry?"
She replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what the hell does
a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then I
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in.
Then, I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 footasshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket: #105.00
Court Costs: #45.00.
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS