Its all about Love!!!

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate
for an hour
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

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Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: " A Billionaire."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty
face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour."