Long Hair

A young boy had just gotten his driver*s permit and inquired of his
father, if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said,
"I*ll Make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B
average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we*ll talk
about the car."
Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and settled for the
offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks they went in to the study, where his father said,
"Son, I*ve been real proud. You*ve brought your grades up, and I*ve
observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a
lot more in the Bible Study groups. But, I*m real disappointed, since
you haven*t gotten your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment, and then said,
"You know, Dad, I*ve been thinking about that, and I*ve noticed in my
studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair,
Moses had long hair and
There*s even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair also."
To this his father replied,
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

Miscellaneous Joke!

A man was sent to prison for 20 years.
He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach
it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc.
He served his time and was released.
He took his ant with him in a matchbox.
The first place he went was to a bar.
He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant.
He then said to the guy beside him,
"You are not gonna believe what this ant can do".
He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed.
He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant.
The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said,
"You see that ant?"
The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said,
"Sorry sir, it won't happen again."