Little Johnnie

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before
they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
said the word ears he would get the smacking of his life when they
came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.'
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision. "

"That's great ", said Little Johnnie, " coz he'd be f*cked if he
needed glasses."