Old Men

Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire.
After having him under foot for A few months, his wife became very
agitated with him.

She suggested he go And do something to occupy histime, like join a
club or get a hobby.

Bill obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied,
"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys.
And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
Jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses!

This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do?

I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"