Senior Dating Advice

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know
you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about
him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at
7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury
car......... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he takes me out for dinner........ a marvelous dinner... Lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so
much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and
has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."