Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Estate Planning

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I
may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that
evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are
so much smarter than men.