Confessions

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PRIEST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .mmm....Yes!

PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PRIEST: BASTARD!!!!!