XX - Political Correctness.....( Humor)

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And furthermore. ..

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. "

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. "

4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"