women ( some facts and........ )

Plz take it as a humorous article .....
No one should get hurt....

'coz some are facts and some are......jokes..

1.Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life,
scan your pockets,
transfer money,
edit your mind,
download their problems
and
delete your smile..

2.Proof that gals are evil:
first we state that girls require time and money......
Girls = time x money...
As we all know "Time is money"......
Time=Money......
Therefore, Gals = Money x Money = Money square.......
And because money is the "Root of all evil"......
Money=evil root.....
Therefore, ... Gals = evil square.....
Therefore, we are forced to conclude that.....
Girls = EVIL......

3.Girls are like phones,
they like to be held and talked to,
but,
if you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!.....

4.When a man talks dirty to a woman,
it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man,
it's $3.95 per minute.....

5.Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

6.WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...

7.What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...

8. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...

9. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...

10. How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing....

11.God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

12.What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!....

13. He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free,
He slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail
She screamed yahoo!

14. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...
Firstly, when they get confused...
They press gas instead of breaks....
Secondly, when they wear hot clothes...
Men are too busy checking them out....

15. All galz say I am not like other galz
"I am different" (all are same)...

16. If a gal says she has told no one the secret....
You should assume she has already told to her best friend...