Laughter, the best Medicine

The wealthy tourist was outraged at being searched by
customs on his arrival at JFK Airport.

"New York is the asshole of the world!" he screamed.

"Yessir," said the customs official. "Are you just passing through?"

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There was a hijacking of a tourist bus. Luckily, it was a Japanese
tourist group bus trip - they got over two thousand photographs of
the hijackers.

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A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired
after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the
clerk does the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous
blond sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he goes
into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his
arm.

"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need
a double room for the night."

The next morning he goes to the front desk to settle his bill, and
on seeing the amount to be over three thousand dollars starts
screaming, "What's the meaning of this? I've only been here one
stinking night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
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