Out of the mouths of babes

A teacher was doing a study testing the
senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children
began to say:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating
them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh, my God, "They're assholes!"