R U Pregnant?

      A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.......

     Scared, she confides this ' news' to her mother.

 

       Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was

     the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

 

     The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

 

       Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their

     house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably

     dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and

     enters the house.

 

      He sits in the living room with the father, the mother

     and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has

     informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my

     personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is

     born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,

     a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy

     is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a

     $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

 

     However, If there is a miscarriage or unsucessful delivery , what do you

     suggest I do?"

 

 

     At this point, the father, who had remained silent,

     places a hand Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can

     try again!..............."