Oh Those Pilots LOL

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the
Tampa Airport .

The pilot comes on the intercom:

"This is your Captain. We're on our final descent
into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us
today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay
area."

He forgets to switch off the intercom.

Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from
the cockpit.

The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So,
Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?

"Well," says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check
into the hotel and take a big crap... then I'm gonna
take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for
dinner.... Then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take
her back to my room and give her a ride on the
baloney pony all night long.

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this
and immediately begins looking up and down the
aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess
is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very
back of the plane.

She is so embarrassed that she starts running
toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says:

"No need to hurry dear,he's gotta take a shit first."