Just to Laugh / GOOD ONE

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my
mom fainted, dad got
heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children,
all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer
complaints.
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Son asks the difference between confidence and
confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend
is also my son,
that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the
right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you
want to know.
Mother Faints...