Stay away from beer

Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis of

a very scientific experiment that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn to women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints
of beer each within a one hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.