Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet

I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this

Procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly

30 pounds!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

Instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was

Going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from f***** 'skippin' " the Irishman said