Sunday, May 20, 2007

Good advice to the politicians.

Which Is Your Candidate?

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting
next to each other in the local diner.
One turned to the other and said: "You know why I'm going to win this
election? Because of my personal touch.' For example, I always tip
waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."

"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickel and ask them
to vote for you."