Good stuff..

Simple Logic.

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22
gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not Bad!

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A Pastor Visiting his Church Members.

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to
the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out, "Revelation 3:20"
on the back of it, and stuck it in the door:
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and
dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was
naked; and I hid myself. -
Genesis 3:10

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