Mild Jokes!

A Very Dirty Little Fellow.

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked
his mother, "Who am I? "

Ready to play the game she said,

"I don't know! Who are you?"

"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so
dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

Shopping Methodology.

In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a
man shopping with his son.

As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him
whisper conspiratorially to the child, "You know, if we really mess
this up, we'll never have to do it again."

Car Accident.

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we
passed a car accident.

Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for
those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son,

"We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request:

"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."