Thursday, March 22, 2007

FW: Management at its Best!!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO.
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a
Tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.


The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
Meant business! So the new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked: "How much money do you make a week?"


A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied: "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?"


The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."


Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"


From across the room came a voice, "PIZZA DELIVERY GUY FROM DOMINOS"