Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" ... it said.

She got the clean laundry back and was still dissatisfied with the results.
So, the following week, she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES !!!!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean
laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him which read:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!
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USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"