A couple made a deal

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the after life.

The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long
life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made
contact.

"Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale,

"Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast,
then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice
more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the
early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the
next day

" So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies,

"Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."