I've got windows.....

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a
hard
time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks
what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what
room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows