Saudi Marriage Counseling

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet
with their Mullah for counseling

The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize its tradition in Islam for men to dance with
men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception,
we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allaho Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is
OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"Allaho Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.

"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allaho Akbar. Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Sure! Allaho Akbar!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! Allaho Akbar!"

"Can I do it with all my four wives, together on rubber sheets, with a
bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket
of honey and a porno video?"

"By all means...you may indeed. Allaho Akbar!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO WAY!!!" thunders the Mullah.

"But why not?" asks Ahmed.

"Because that could lead to dancing!"