To be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife

turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to

have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the

mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice

big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme

park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the

Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller

Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered

out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt

upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy

Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her

favorite

candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she

wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is

going to get it wrong.