SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
Couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker
(the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you
think You're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"