Family Matters!

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
> >In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: 'Your honor, I want to
> >divorce my husband.' 'But why ?' asked the judge. She replied, 'Because
> >he is not faithful to me.' The judge asked, 'How do you know ?' She
> >replied, 'My lord, not a single child resembles him.'
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> >Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
> > From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, 'One month
> >after I die I want you to marry Samy.' 'Samy! But he is your enemy !'
> >'Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
> >now.'
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> >Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
> >At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing
> >your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ' The other replied, 'Yes I am, I
> >married the wrong man.'
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> >Husband & Wife - Why?
> >' Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
> >home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another
> >man's arms. ' Why, Dad ? Tell me why!' Dad kept silent for a few
> >minutes, then coolly said, 'Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax.'
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> > Husband & Wife - Same Service
> >A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, 'When we were first
> >married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
> >slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten
> >years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and
> >my wife runs around barking.' 'Why complain?' said the counselor.
> >'You're still getting the same service!'
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> >Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
> >One woman told another : 'My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
> >husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but
> >have I ever said anything bad about him?'
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> >Husband & Wife - Love To Do
> >A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next
> >door and said, 'Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses
> >her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?' 'I would love to.'
> >Replied the husband. 'But I don't know her well enough.'
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> >Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
> >A man was telling his friends, 'When my wife is infuriated, she starts
> >shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer
> >her.' One of his friends asked.'And when you are angry, what do you do?'
> >The man replied, 'I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
> >house and none of them dares to answer back.
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> >Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
> >A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
> >home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. 'Take my advice,' said
> >the neighbour, 'and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three
> >o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: 'Is that you,
> >Jim?' And that cured him. 'Cured him !' asked the woman, 'but how?' The
> >neighbour said, 'You see, his name is Bill.'
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> >Husband & Wife - Problem Father
> >'You looked troubled,' I told my friend, 'what's your problem?' He
> >replied, 'I'm going to be a father.' 'But that's wonderful,' I said.
> >'What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.