FW: Foreskins- xxx

Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had
saved his patients' foreskins as mementos.

His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement
gift so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make
something special.

"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan.

A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had
created from this unusual material.
The leathersmith handed her a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked.

The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes. But if you stroke it, it becomes a
briefcase!"