George Bush Got a Parrot
Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George
has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But
you do realize that he just says the words. He doesn't
understand what
they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the
Parrot."