Dating Seniors...

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
>
> Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you
> went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
> before I give him my answer.'
>
> Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
> P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
> such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
> but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he
> takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne,
> dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell
> you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
> So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
> Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way
> with me two times!'
>
> Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
> with him?'
>
> Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.'