Thou shall not ....

God went to the Arabs and said,
" I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better "
The Arabs asked,
"What are Commandments ? Can you give us an example?"
God said,
" For example ........... Thou shall not kill "
The Arabs were shocked!
"What ? Not kill? No way! Killing people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence. No! We are not interested "

So, God went to the Africans and said,
" I have Commandments "
The Africans wanted an example.
God said,
"For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother "
The Africans were dismayed!
They said,
"Father? Yo maan ! Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan ! "

So, God went to the Mexicans and said,
"I have Commandments "
The Mexicans wanted an example.
God said, " For example .......... Thou shall not steal"
The Mexicans were flabbergasted!
They said,
"No steal? No steal??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh ? Gracias, but no ! "

So, God went to the French and said,
"I have Commandments "
The French wanted an example.
God said,
"For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery"
The French were stunned!
They said,
"What ? Not commit ze adultery........ ? Non, Non, Non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We ze French, must have ze romance "

So, God went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments "
They asked,
"Commandments ? How much do they cost ?"
God replied,
"They are free "
Jews answered,
"Good. We shall take TEN !!! "