Religious Indian
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked
up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari
Om Hari Om.
When the ambulance pulled into his home , his wife came out and
screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the
hospital?'
They replied 'Because he kept saying Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'