Letter To Jessie James - Sandra Bullock's husband

You Stupid Bastard!  You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid?  You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now
named " America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down
in front of the world , while you were fooling around with other
women.

You are really a piece of work!  You are the most hated cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

You are despicable and I only have one thing to say to you:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.

 ~Tiger