For Grandparents.....and others

 RETARDED  GRANDPARENTS

       (this  was actually reported by a teacher)

After  Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their  holiday away from school.

One child wrote the  following:

We  always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and  Grandpa.

They  used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they  moved
to Bateau Bay where  everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they
don't have to
mow the grass anymore!

They  ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.

They  go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got  it fixed
because it is all okay now. They do exercises  there,
but they don't do them very well.

There  is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it
with  hats on.
At  their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in  it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes  they sneak out,
and go cruising in their golf carts!
Nobody  there cooks, they just eat out.
And,  they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.

Some  of the people can't get out past the man in the doll  house.
The  ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot  luck.

My  Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday  too.

When  I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll  house.
Then  I will let people out, so they can visit their  grandchildren.