GOT TO LOVE THIS ONE !

                       A little  boy was waiting for his mother to
come out of the  grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a
man  who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office  is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight  down this street a
coupla blocks and turn to your  right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and  said,  "I'm the new pastor in
town.  I'd like  for you to come to church on Sunday.  I'll show you
how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a  chuckle. "Awww, come on...You don't
even know the way to  the Post  Office.