Your Driver's License Tells It All.....too cute!!

> A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
> "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
> "It's not polite."
> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
> "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really
> none of your business."
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
> The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
> friend.
> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
> license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
> are, you are 32."
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
> "I also know that you w eigh 140 pounds."
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
> "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a
> divorce."
> "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
> "Because you got an F in sex."
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