Too Hot, Too Cold!

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked
that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he
asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about
half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth
and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why
he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We
don't even have an air conditioner."