XX - Now I know...

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young
woman who was pretty and intelligent.

Later, after he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found
out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found
himself unable to perform.

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the
bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair
curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored
through a movie magazine.

Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.
Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of
a bitch. Now I know why they call you a Prick!"