Physician's Assistant

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant "George, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and
take care of all of our patients".

"Yes, sir!!!" answers George.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,
George, How was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one
had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.""Bravo Mate, and the second
one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says
George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs
and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"

And what did you do George?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."