You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When.....

- You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

- You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently
sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at
school!

- You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with
applesauce.

- You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not
to mention what Bambi does to you.

- You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun
Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

- You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have
your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on
your head?"

- You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying
some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've
reached over and started to cut up his steak!