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The Worst Book I've Ever Read.

A blonde walks into the library.
She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian:
"This is the WORST book I've ever read!"
"It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks:
"So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour
peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned:
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied:
"That's because he's inside your f.....ing cat.

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