Jawks on a lazy SUNDAY morning!

Marriage Quotes.

- Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get
in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

- Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife
would have preferred.

- Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

- Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married
person can get divorced.

- Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the
lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

- Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

- Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly

Dangerous Food.

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm
referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."