Say What?

George W. and Laura are at the Yankees opening game of the season, sitting
in the first row, with the Secret Service people all around both
sides, kneeling in front and directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
George W.

At first, Bush stares at the guy, looks at Laura, looks back at the
agent, and shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." George W.
hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it! George W. shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If
that is what the people want.

C'mere Laura, baby..." With that, George W. gets up, grabs Laura by her
collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right
over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "George, you "!^$#@&!".

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. George W. is bowing, smiling and
waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about
that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first
Pitch."