Dating My Daughter.

Doug asks,
"I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Bill. What
are you going to do when she starts to date"?
Bill says,
"I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his
shoulder and pull him close to me so that only he can hear.
Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my
only daughter and I love her very much. If you were thinking about
touching, kissing or being ph ysically affectionate to her in any way,
just remember, I don't mind going back to prison."