They walk among us!
A friend of mine bought a new fridge . To get rid of his old fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that
people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true,
so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale - $25." ! The next day
someone stole it...............................................
They walk among us!
They Walk among us! I was with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring I couldn't find my luggage at the airport, so I went to the lost He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he One day after her husband left for the field, she searched As she looked into the glass, she fumed, Yes, They Walk Among Us! The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you've had it ! Mohan Sahayam State Manager-QLD Linking your trade with the world Ph: 61 7 3268 7869 Fax: 61 7 3216 4342 Mob: 0438 233 350 mohan@plmglobal.com ________________________________
One day I was walking along the crowded beach when I saw a dead gull
and shouted to my wife , "Look at that dead bird!" .. Everyone around us
looked up at the sky and one of the crowd asked, "Where?"........
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head? I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned........
They Walk Among Us!
luggage office and told the pretty blonde there that my bags hadn't
shown up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and would sort my problem in a jiffy. "Now,Sir," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?"...............
They
Walk Among Us!
At a pizza parlour I observed an elderly woman ordering a small
pizza./ She appeared to be alone, and the waiter asked her if she
would like it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. She thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces." ..................
Yes, They Walk Among Us!
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to
visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and
looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at
the image staring back at him, "How about that!
Here's a picture of my daddy."
remembered his wife, didn't like his father, so he
hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
at it.
His battle-axe wife began to get suspicious of these many
trips to the barn.
the barn and found the mirror.
"So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
An old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my willy," he replied.
The receptionist was ermbarrased and whispered to him , "You
shouldn't come into a crowded room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; " You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something like that and then discussed your problem
further with the
Doctor in private."
The man walked out of the room visibly annoyed. He waited a few
minutes in the
corridor and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he said.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
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