The Soldier & the Nun

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts

for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running

along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see -- I don't

want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but

you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have

seen a great pair of balls . . . I don't want to go to Iraq either.

The soldier fainted !!!!!!!.