FEMALE COMPASSION!!!

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach .
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said
"Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said,
"No."
So, she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said,
"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said,
"No."
So, she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear,
"Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said,
"No"
She said,
"You will be when the tide comes in!"