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              A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked
up a lovely date at
              her parents' home.

              I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy
restaurant.

              She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp
cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

              I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when
you eat at home?"

              "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow
job tonight."

              I replied "Would you care for dessert?"