This is an ADULT Ripper

Russell, the poofter, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says,

'Russell, I'm not going to beat around the  bush. You have AIDS.'

Russell is devastated.

'Doc, what can I do? '

"Eat: 1 curry sausage,
        1 head of Cabbage,
        20 un peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
       10 Jalapeno  Peppers,
       40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
       1/2 box Of All Bran, and top it off with a litre of  prune juice."

Russell asks bewildered,

'Will that cure me, Doc?'

Doc says,

'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
ARSE is for.'